RoastRank
AI roast engine

Your profile. Ranked and roasted.

Upload your resume, LinkedIn, or Spotify Wrapped. RoastRank turns it into a savage-but-funny card you can share—then helps you fix what actually matters.

Roast me freeSee how it works

One free roast. No card required. You pick the heat level.

RoastRank hero

Roast score

82% cooked

Strong experience. Criminal bullet points.

The RoastRank promise

Consent sets the heat

You choose playful, savage, or career-safe before the jokes start.

Private until you post

Your roast is yours. Sharing is always your call.

Funny can become useful

Upgrade only when you want practical feedback and a stronger rewrite.

From upload to upload-worthy

Three moves. One brutally shareable result.

The joke is the hook. The score, card, and optional rewrite give it somewhere useful to go.

1

Step 01

Drop the evidence

Upload a resume, LinkedIn profile, or Spotify Wrapped. You stay in control of what you submit.

2

Step 02

Choose the heat

Pick playful, savage, or career-safe so the punchlines land without crossing your line.

3

Step 03

Post the damage

Get a polished image or video card built for group chats and social feeds—not a wall of AI text.

The glow-up switch

Laugh at the problem. Then fix it.

When RoastRank calls out vague bullets, buzzword soup, or a profile with zero personality, Glow-Up turns those jokes into concrete edits.

Before

Responsible for helping with various marketing tasks.

After

Launched three social campaigns that increased qualified sign-ups by 28%.

Pick your damage

Free to laugh. Pay to level up.

Start with the joke. Upgrade only when you want premium exports or practical career help.

Free Roast

$0

For testing your emotional resilience.

  • One personalized AI roast
  • Your choice of heat level
  • Shareable watermarked image card
  • Share-to-unlock an alternate punchline
Get roasted
Most useful

Glow-Up

$9

per resume

The roast, minus the watermark—plus feedback and an editable rewrite you can actually use.

  • Everything in Free Roast
  • Full resume critique
  • Stronger bullet rewrites
  • Editable glow-up draft
  • Premium image and video exports
  • 30 days of version access
Roast and rewrite

Before you upload

Questions with straight answers

Ready for the verdict?

Upload it. We can take it from here.

Get your free roast, send it to the group chat, and decide whether the punchline deserves a glow-up.

Roast me free